My face had never knowingly been that close to a squirrel’s erect penis before, and the prospect of it spreading the contents of the nearby unburied nuts brought me out of the situation quite abruptly. I had fully intended to reverse my car back over the squirrel’s head to put it out of any potential …
At dinner with an event planner and her husband, the topic turned to cars. Sober and disgruntled, I said nothing as our friends discussed a guy who obviously doubted his masculinity and got into working on cars and welding. A few months later, I must have been in danger of lactating. That can be the …
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Larry owns and runs the mixed martial arts gym I frequent, and drives a Mustang, which he is busy pimping out. I used to scoff at such cars – all metal and weight and straight lines – but I hear his tales and have a new found respect for the pony car. He tells of …
