Tip of the day: never try to help a 53 year old American arse with his bag, especially if he’s trying to put them on a longboat from a pier on a stormy sea. Chances are, he’ll not let go of the bag when you go to grab it, leaving you off balance on the […]
So who won the jungle bungalow? Well, after lots of deliberation on the entries, I have decided to expand the compound to invite all of the applicants, and give them a bungalow each. We’ll need plenty of room, as someone wants to bring Michael Jackson, a Giant Peach, and a deconstructivist anvil of veracity. There
So what am I doing right now, people often ask me. (After we’ve been through the “Where do you come from?”, “Mighty, Mighty Loughborough” rigmarole) Right now, I’m trying to find some friends of mine based on the following information: the name of an island in Indonesia (which is good – apparently there are over
