A colleague of mine can hide liquid in his throat very quickly. I can’t tell where it goes. It might go into his stomach. I watch as he challenges other colleagues to drinking races. He has been seen to be a very competitive person. This is why he allows himself to be challenged to speed […]
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The exclamation mark. What does it mean really? “I think this sentence is a bit dull, but punctuation can save it!” Worse still – the double exclamation mark. It’s for Fisher-Price sentences isn’t it? “No Timmy, stay away from that giant mongoose!!” “Aaarrghh!!!”
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Ensure the man with the stupid piebald mullet who is cutting your hair can speak English, and is not pre-programmed by a Spanish hair dressing factory. I was not so lucky last week. Although the spaniard nodded and agreed with my trimming instructions, I should have noticed the signs of his programming – he kept
