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Sharon – “I need a word?” Ron – “OK, what’s up?” Sharon – “I need to get you a leaving present from work – do you need anything for your travels?” Ron – “Er. How about a few books about Honduras? Some sun cream?” Sharon – “Think bigger. I spent all day intimidating money out […]

It’s hard to describe your last day at work. So I won’t try, except to say that it’s like having a labotomy, and in the gaps where your brain used to be, someone has stuffed a load of endorphins, amphetamines, and happy pills. Certainly can’t concentrate. Just …Got. To make it… to. Pub. While whistling

Things you can’t do when you’ve left work: recover from a hangover on someone else’s time take a sicky to drink lager and play Vice City while eating leftover curry work from home – a euphemism for snoozing, daytime television, and hanging out with people while sending the odd email to convince people that you