Things you can’t do when you’ve left work:
- recover from a hangover on someone else’s time
- take a sicky to drink lager and play Vice City while eating leftover curry
- work from home – a euphemism for snoozing, daytime television, and hanging out with people while sending the odd email to convince people that you are in fact helping deliver shareholder value and earning your crust
- steal post-it notes from an office without getting chased down the highstreet by the people who work there
- have an excuse not to drink lager for breakfast
- fill the company car with left-over pie wrappers and empty sandwich boxes while ragging it up and down the motorway hoping the speeding fines and penalty points will go on someone else’s driving license.