Ever seen those photocopied posters stuck to lamposts advising that you could become rich working from home? They are often masquerading as leaflets announcing huge rewards for the safe return of little dogs wearing tartan blankets, answering to the name of ‘Mister Biggins’. Why don’t more people kidnap pets? Low risk petnapping is what I’m […]
I announced my desire to live in a trailer park in the US for three months to some friends at a wedding. They helpfully advised that I should try the Shallow South as opposed to the Deep South. If anyone has any tips about where to get interesting trailer park accommodation in the states, please
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I hadn’t seen Neil for about eight years, and decided to drop in on him in Leeds, where he threatened/promised to take me to the fleshpots, whatever that meant. I hitched from Nottingham which gave me a great chance to share an hour in a lorry with a very animated Muslim, who had been born
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