A Russian swimming team is staying in our hotel. Yet still I get pestered by small boys called Jordan about whether or not I’m going to be swimming each day. Why would British people call their sons Jordan? It’s as if a bunch of fathers were drunk at their sons’ naming ceremonies five years ago, […]
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Sources from the Hotel Griegomar restaurant in Torremolinos, Spain, claimed that an elderly French lady actually apologised for her bad manners next to the food dishes at the buffet. “She turned round to a man in the queue after stepping on his toes just twice and said, ‘Sorry’,” claimed a buffet regular who chose not
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Father / Daughter I Quit Match. If the WWE didn’t exist it would have to be invented. Seeing as we’re here to (pay-per) view it. Isn’t that the weak anthropomorphic principle of sports entertainment?
