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My friend Joe grew up in Essex. He loves to race fast cars up and down the Braintree bypass with no licence plates to avoid speeding fines. Joe’s Essex mentality is great – it involves as little work and sleep as possible. Joe started university a few months ago. I visited him a few nights […]

Best quote from my trip to the Isle of Man from one of the inhabitants of this relatively closed community – “I only know of it happening once. A father and daughter got together, and they had a kid whose father was also its grandfather.”

“So full of shit, diarrhoea for fingers” Such great lines from that redneck cowboy rousting anthem, “Beers, Steers and Queers.” I was in a bar tonight. The “drink as many as you can for free” kind. This is worlds away from the “drink as many as you like for free” kind. The biggest difference is