Use archaic slang: ‘You stupid berk’. Berk is short for Berkshire Hunt. Which is cockney rhyming slang. Make up your own slang and then submit it to a modern dictionary: ‘You stupid twunt’. This was popularised by a Scaryduck blog, but is believed to originate from Chris Morris. Or ‘You fadge’ from Roger’s Profanisaurus. Copy […]
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“Know anything about cooking chana dal?” “About what?” “Cha-na da-al” “That’s like a curry isn’t it? You’re a curry man, you should know.” “But it says something on the packet like ‘Do not eat this. If not cooked properly you might die’.” “Well it’s lentils or something like a vegetable isn’t it? You can’t die
As an experienced house-sitter (having been sat in a cat-infested house for over a month now), I have the following advice for all wannabe home tenders on how to fill their days. Avoid shopping. Go through the owner’s kitchen cupboards looking for foods you wouldn’t or couldn’t buy. I had tuna and chicken gravy on
