“Know anything about cooking chana dal?”
“About what?”
“Cha-na da-al”
“That’s like a curry isn’t it? You’re a curry man, you should know.”
“But it says something on the packet like ‘Do not eat this. If not cooked properly you might die’.”
“Well it’s lentils or something like a vegetable isn’t it? You can’t die from eating vegetables.”
“Except uncooked kidney beans.”
“Well yes, there is that.”