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You know what Stuart? I like you. You’re not like the other people here in Austin. They’re all liberal permissives. Don’t get me wrong, they’re all decent folk. Except for the loose morals and the bubonic tacos. They like to sit around in dark bars with red lights, and kick back with Jim and Jack […]

“Don’t marry an Indian Squaw to get citizenship – it didn’t work for Uncle Steve.” – this top tip was brought to you by my my father in an email today.

She came home at 3am, smelling of cigarettes, cheap beer and urine. She tried to get undressed quietly, as if to sneak into bed. Her judgement and sense of hearing had been dulled by the beer. She was oblivious to the fact that she sounded like an alligator wrestler in mid-fight as she struggled out