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So I didn’t get a Lincoln Town Car. But I did buy a shiny new Saab 900 Turbo. It’s not particularly new (1985), it certainly doesn’t shine, and the turbo doesn’t work. If someone who worked for Saab saw it, they’d probably chisel off the Saab badge. So in reality, I have a 900. No […]

Go to some bars. Drink. Go to the Ritz. Play pool. Play table football, and lament the American custom of using three men on the goal-keeping rod. Refuse to call it Foosball. Play air hockey, and note with drunken interest that the air hockey world championship is coming up in Vegas soon, and wonder how

Spin. I wanted to give something back to the community that has treated me so well. That’s why I started teaching people to breakdance while my clothes are spinning in the wheels of steel in the local laundry. Free classes every Monday at 45th and Speedway. Bring some music.