I’ve never been to a prom. We don’t have them when and where I’m from; we’re too well adjusted for any of that nonsense.
Going to the zombie formal with the zombie prom queen last night just blew me away. Blood, brains, Jesi (Jesuses?), and good folk. wellsheeyit‘s room was were the party was. And the paint and the magic wand. The nicest date with the nicest date.