The weekend was fan-fucking-tastic. It was full of goodness. One minute I was licking candy, the next I met some girl who seemed to have a thing about Santa. I pictured myself as Billy Bob Thornton’s character in ‘Bad Santa’ and working the red and white angle, when my ass was grabbed by another Santa, and she moved onto other Clauses. It was all good. Never in the field of human conflict has so much hoing been done by so many Santas, for so many gay cowboys.
The only downside is that on the way to pick up the Hearse to take it to a mechanic, the vendor called me to tell me it was sold. I got to live the Hearse dream for a few days at least. If y’all see any more hearses for sale on the cheap, let me know.
Thanks for everyone who made the weekend splendid.