Quotes like:
“Nothing puts a smile on someone’s face the way a pack of marauding Santa’s does”
“No force on earth can stop one hundred Santas!”
“Blow their minds and their bodies will follow — Santa Melmoth”
make me want to go to the 2003 Santacon in New York. To that end, if anyone wants an inebriate Santa staying on their floor sometime in December, do let me know.