Turkey the food is quite rubbish. It is not as nice as chicken. Coca Cola invented Christmas last century, and they say we have to eat turkey for Christmas. This is so that if America has any turkey leftover from Thanksgiving, they can sell it to the rest of the world.
On Thanksgiving this year, the US sent a George Bush impersonator to entertain the US troops in Iraq. They didn’t tell anyone he was an impersonator though. Everyone thought they had sent the real one to Iraq. How stupid do people think they are? The impersonator could have got killed. There’s people out there with guns and bombs and things. The turkey could have been filled with semtex. It’s like there’s a war on.
The man in charge of Afghanistan asked people to stop dropping bombs on his country the other day. I don’t think anyone heard him.