First place: The Smarties Bar made by the baby killers-. It’s very much like shoving half a tube of Smarties down your gullet, and then sprinkling Smarties on your tongue. Which is how I always eat tubes of Smarties.
Second place: Minstrels. A solid favourite on any day, but today’s plastic pack of crispy coated goodness had three M&Ms in it. Hurrah for quality control and contamination with Galaxy, or Masterfoods UK, Slough. I wouldn’t have minded but they weren’t peanut M&Ms so I could sue based on a mythical peanut allergy.