Five good things about being a known crack dealer:
- You can carry off wearing silly hats. No-one will say anything
- You can park your battered Mercedes anywhere on the street you live, blocking in other cars willy-nilly. No-one compains
- People will always come to visit you – you’re never lonely – even at 3 a.m.
- Entertainment is provided by violent discussions in the night – right in the street – easily visible from any house : “Would you kindly move your vehicle off my foot?” etc.
- You can live next door to me