Send me one more PowerPoint presentation, go on. Just what I need, more sodding glib colourful pictures with text flying in from the left and right. That’ll cheer me up. If you do wish to send me some more presentations, take a look at the last jellyfish that sent me one. We’ll put you in a bucket and pull you out to torture you. With big electrodes. Fourteen presentations have been sent to me so far today, with an average of 34 pages in each, making 476 pages of PowerPoint evil. Stop, I’m drowning. Hahaha. It’s fifteen now.
