HA! Fresh from the f*ckers in Spain changing the date of La Tomatina last year, so that I couldn’t get to throw tomatoes at Spanish people (actually the secret weapon was half-spanish Ramon – who can throw stuff amazingly hard, but was working for our team), they’ve changed the date of the Full Moon Party on account of some Buddha bloke. One will be no longer able to buy alcohol or consume it publicly in Thailand on the 24th and 25th of July. So how are the authorities going to react to lots of mashed westerners throwing shapes all night, drugged to the gills on slimming tablets, red bull and viagra?