Maredith is making a giant ant in my garage today, tomorrow and Thursday. The high priestess of papier mache will be taking apprentices under her wing and showing them the joys and skillz of making giant structures. You too could train in the black art of building cool stuff out of everyday common paper and things. Tricks of the trade will be revealed, and you will be able to tell your children that you made the giant ant of 2005.
Call me, six 9 four, eight eight 7 three, show up, learn the ways of the mod-podger. All tools, materials, turkey and beer provided. What are you waiting for, just pick up the phone.