2004

“Don’t marry an Indian Squaw to get citizenship – it didn’t work for Uncle Steve.” – this top tip was brought to you by my my father in an email today.

She came home at 3am, smelling of cigarettes, cheap beer and urine. She tried to get undressed quietly, as if to sneak into bed. Her judgement and sense of hearing had been dulled by the beer. She was oblivious to the fact that she sounded like an alligator wrestler in mid-fight as she struggled out

In lieu of having anything useful to add, when someone expresses an opinion or tells you something, it is perfectly acceptable to reply with a stock meaningless phrase: Example 1: John: I think Ralph Nader should be killed and made a saint. Bubba: Y’know? — I have nothing to contribute Example 2: George: Def Con