2004

Go to some bars. Drink. Go to the Ritz. Play pool. Play table football, and lament the American custom of using three men on the goal-keeping rod. Refuse to call it Foosball. Play air hockey, and note with drunken interest that the air hockey world championship is coming up in Vegas soon, and wonder how […]

Spin. I wanted to give something back to the community that has treated me so well. That’s why I started teaching people to breakdance while my clothes are spinning in the wheels of steel in the local laundry. Free classes every Monday at 45th and Speedway. Bring some music.

You know what Stuart? I like you. You’re not like the other people here in Austin. They’re all liberal permissives. Don’t get me wrong, they’re all decent folk. Except for the loose morals and the bubonic tacos. They like to sit around in dark bars with red lights, and kick back with Jim and Jack