Something happened to Texas yesterday that slapped me in the face with a large haddock, and made me sit up and take notice. It shook my faith and now I feel different about the place. It got cold.
Does this mean y’all can invade Iran soon?
What happens if Bush and Cheney get assassinated before 2008?
Does this mean people will soon stop talking elections and start talking Mexican food and living on small islands? If you haven’t tried island life, it’s really quite jolly. (And Nobodobodon pointed out that to Texans, The British are small Isles, but I’m talking far smaller than them)