Without taking any poxy-ass nonce internet quizes:
I am A whirling tornado of rage. What weather system are you?
I am breathing heavily in a dark alley waiting for the riot police to pass. What fugitive are you?
I am wasabi peas. What snack food devoid of nutrition are you?
I am Raiden’s lightning. Which video game character’s special ability are you?
I am Appetite For Destruction. What album are you?
What are you? There are no links and there is no cutting and pasting of code. Have a bit of originality, think for yourselves.