I’ve been in the States for three months, and I’ve seen no wrestling. I’d even missed the fact that the Big Red Machine (Kane, not a fire-engine) is now going about sans mask. With a face like this, you can see why he wore the mask. He was one of Chyna‘s heroes in terms of dedication. Any man, woman or goat that wrestles in a mask is my hero. Chyna is the 9th wonder of the world, a hugely muscular lady wrestler of mammoth proportions. One of her silicone implants exploded during one match. For those of you who are still trying to figure out the other wonders of the world, don’t forget Andre the Giant. Enough with the wrestling gibberish already.
