Top tips for going to reunions with people you use to live on a tropical island with: have a few drinks before leaving the house. Cider if possible get there early go to a tanning salon to make it look like you’ve not been mostly decomposing in dank, dark London Turn up at the venue […]
What happens at transvestite weddings? Who wears what – do people try to upstage the bride and turn up in purple satin wedding dresses? At least in a goth wedding, all the wedding dresses would be black or white. Top tip – don’t innocently look up “transvestite wedding photos” if you work in an open
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Many would be drinkers turn into would be pugilists at the stroke of tequila o’clock (usually about three hours after beer o’clock – depending on locale). What they don’t realise is that fighting is actually quite hard when you are drunk, a fact that bouncers use to their advantage in drunk-baiting. In an interview a
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