The Devil in Miss Kitty

Three vegetarian cats. One meat-eating man on a mission. Week five of the cat-sitting debacle sees man try new tactics to turn cats into carnivores. The man now invites other prominent cats of the local community to eat meat from the doorstep. His plan is to shame his resident cats into eating meat, or risk losing face in the hood. It works for one cat, who can now be persuaded to nibble on steak.

Local human residents are puzzled by the attempts however. They don’t see the bigger picture. All they see is a new man on the street, and strange meat offerings left on his doorstep. A concrete altar on which bits of cow are sacrificed on a daily basis. They misunderstand these gestures. They suspect some kind of degenerative brain disorder from too much contact with British beef. They look at him strangely, thinking of childhood fairytales and devil worship – Peter Piper’s meat trumpet crossed with a satanic ritual. The mission continues. The cats must be toughened up. They have to be trained to take on the mighty Leroy.

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