David Blaine is some kind of ‘magician’ who is staging a ‘stunt’ in which he drinks only water for 44 days in a box above the Thames. The ‘magicion’ fears that he will do some permanent damage by fasting for so long. Pansy. 72 days is more like a challenge. More interesting are the completely under-awed London residents, who are attempting to annoy him with lasers, and flying McBurgers strapped to model aircraft next to his box. It almost makes me proud to be British. I almost want to be back in London so I could strap a big microwave to a crane nearby and try to cook him. Londoners have already been hitting golf balls at the box. Nice one. As Adam Ant said, “This is blatant Blainism, he’s putting nothing back into London”.