Worst Guide of the trip so far: A 42 year old Mongolian hippy who agreed to show me the Buddhist monastery in UB. The one the commies didn’t obliterate when they killed 10s of thousands of monks, and shredded a thousand Mongolian temples. Once inside, as I marvelled at all the depictions of people being hung by their own entrails, and fat 4-headed dudes having fun with young girls, I started to ask him questions about the various gods. His reply – “I don’t like Buddha, I’m an atheist” On pressing him, I got “I forgot”. Top banana.