How to Save the Planet in Las Vegas

OK, so by day, I’m a superhero helping people live in greener homes, but by night, how do I save the planet? More specifically, how do I do that in Las Vegas?

Pretty simple I utilize the three “P”s – preparation, practice, and pernicious rage. Imagine if you will that some weird nuke stuff has been put into the plot of a bad DNA apocalypse movie, and the film has gone all zombie all over. In Vegas. So, what every eco-warrior wants to know is this: what machine gun should I use for a zombie hunt. Here’s a video of me trying out a few guns.

There’s a great little warehouse nestled on the wrong side of the tracks which doubles as a gun range, and I went there after hanging out at my conference all day to release some aggression while giggling at the child-like simplicity of an automatic weapon, loosing dozens of slugs of lead into a lifeless rendering of an undead nazi.

Predictably, I messed up a little and got eaten by the paper monsters, but a rollicking good time was had by all. Except the nazi. It had been almost ten years since I had shot a very big machine gun in Vietnam, but the old magic was still there. As long as all I had to do was squeeze the trigger, and someone else put the boom boom slugs into it for me.

Oh, and when I got home, I bought a Prius. Planet of the future and the present saved.

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