Last warm and last freshwater shower for the next 65 days. Last shower in fact – washing in the sea, and decomposing on an island from tomorrow. So the last shower has been had. A religious experience that I have celebrated by starting to wear skirts. Also shaved chest. Thinking of starting hormones and becoming […]
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5 year plan? Palau Balaks to that. I reckon I’ve got my 15 year plan sorted out, but the durations are a little flexible: years 1-5 – alcoholism. Perhaps marry a handful of wives in Thailand, and let them take me for all I have. years 6-7 – religion. Pretty radical, full blown, whiter than
Top-tip: In Kota Kinabalu, get up at 7:30 to go to the local wet-fish market. That way, local fishermen can show you fish drowning on slabs in front of your eyes, while yelling the names of the fish. Soon, you will be on your way to learning how to identify fish – a valuable skill
