Where you flom?

People often ask me: “Wher yuuu flom?” And I always tell them: “London” As they always used to look blank when I told them “Mighty Mighty Loughborough” Other things that people ask me are: 1. Did I save the fish? 2. Were there any severed pigs heads and much murder on Balak? 3. Did doing […]

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Turtle release? You look up people’s experience of ‘Turtle release’ and they talk about magnificent creatures: “Once they hit the water, they were natural-born swimmers, stroking powerfully (for a tiny two-inch long creature) out to sea. The experience was both fascinating and heart-warming.” That’s arse. First off, we were at this Sipadan Dive place, where

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