HA! Fresh from the f*ckers in Spain changing the date of La Tomatina last year, so that I couldn’t get to throw tomatoes at Spanish people (actually the secret weapon was half-spanish Ramon – who can throw stuff amazingly hard, but was working for our team), they’ve changed the date of the Full Moon Party […]

In KL, our taxi driver offered us Russian girls. They were, at about 60quid, far more expensive than the Asian girls he could send round, on a kind of sale or return basis – he wanted to send to our hotel 4 girls from which we would be able to select some if we liked,

Joe recruited an interesting guy from Arizona to go disco dancing with us the other night, based on strict acceptance criteria into the group of jumping fools we were to become – how fast he drank lager. The interesting thing about this guy, christened Wayne, son of Dwayne, though I believe he was really called