Apparently, some muppets are trying to get people to abandon the internet for a day next year. It’s probably got as much chance of working as “National Chips Day” or “International No-Smoking Day”. Some of the waffle on the promotional site really made me laugh: “But it’s so easy nowadays to get addicted to a […]

The thing about getting lashed on your travels, is that the biggest challenge for the day after a big night out might be getting out of bed. Often it doesn’t matter if you don’t even manage that, but occasionally, you might have to get out of bed, of all the crazy ideas, by a certain

Singapore saw a haircut transform me from Shaggy into ScrappyDoo. In the last week, friends have been trying to settle on exactly who I look like these days. If you’re going to play this guessing game, please make the effort to be original – these celebrities have all been suggested before: Steve Davis Michael Portillo