Things that are great on small islands where there are no police: you can burn things, you can chop things down, you can sledgehammer things into the sand, and you can claim anything that washes up on the beach as your own. A great thing washed up on a beach once. It wasn’t discovered for […]

I used to drink root-beer at McDonalds. It tastes like TCP. It’s good for hangovers, maybe because it tastes so bad it must be healthy. Maybe because it’s packed with sugar. (Do teeth dissolve in coke? – too much time on someone’s hands) Now I drink Dr Pepper, which apparently doesn’t have anti-freeze in it.