Acclaim are going to release a game with strippers and pimps – ‘Keeping it dirty’. I hope you get to toast people like in Grand Theft Auto III. Incidentally, I’m surprised that some crazy fundamentalist american didn’t try to get someone to take the cop-killling and fireman-roasting parts out of Grand Theft Auto III in […]

Sod Iraq, let’s invade Switzerland. They don’t even have an army to speak of – they just give everyone a gun, like living in the US, only cheaper for gun-toting psychos, and harder to track down serial snipers. They’ve only invented a new time system with a meridian through some nonsense city in Heidi-land. Tw*ts.

Wow, ITVDigital has gone down the pan, so I don’t get any WWE access any more. It’s hard trying to keep up on the WWE site – it all sounds so crazy unless you see it: “Later in the show, a confused Kane decided it was time to set the record straight. In a remorseful