Five good things about being a known crack dealer: You can carry off wearing silly hats. No-one will say anything You can park your battered Mercedes anywhere on the street you live, blocking in other cars willy-nilly. No-one compains People will always come to visit you – you’re never lonely – even at 3 a.m. […]

Ballbags. No ballbags booze for 30 days now. Have you ever been invited to a party that lasted longer than you thought? Bez, goggle-eyed convulsive dancer from the Happy Mondays, once had a party that went on for some days. A neighbour went to complain about the noise. He left a week later. The party

Not drinking booze in pubs part II: conversation overheard last night: IT consultant 1: Yeah, yeah, I know. But when we form this super-company, we can keep it nice and small – about 50 people. And if all of our people are multi-skilled, then they can work on site, with the customer. They’ll work side