Not covering him in petrol and throwing a match, no. Like this. More on winners don’t do web logs. And winners certainly don’t post lots of photos of their holidays in Gambia like I did. Even if some of the photos are of motorbikes. Can’t really say you’ve travelled in a country unless you’ve bought […]

I was looking for a piece of wire to allow me to break into a house the other day. It was a simple scam – the letter box was deep enough to get your hand into, and the Yale lock was old and shaky. A nudge on the inside door handle would gain me entry

What a great idea – instead of having a conventional urinal, make one out of a mirror in the hall of mirrors. Then, when people (gents) use the gents, they’ll have minutes of fun playing with their pink oboes, which will be distorted and turned into pink bassoons, or pink tubas. When leaving the bar,