Ensure the man with the stupid piebald mullet who is cutting your hair can speak English, and is not pre-programmed by a Spanish hair dressing factory. I was not so lucky last week. Although the spaniard nodded and agreed with my trimming instructions, I should have noticed the signs of his programming – he kept […]

XFM is a london based radio station, broadcasting on the interweb. I listen to it at work. I figure no-one must enter their competitions, or their prizes must be pants. I won a competition of theirs before. When I heard this morning that there were movie premiere tickets to be won, I entered. This was

1. Stealing The Getaway from a slumbering friend’s house. The Getaway is a Playstation II game in which you get to drive around London and shoot people. The action is not as violent or as stylised as that in GTA Vics City, but the driving….oh the driving. It’s fantabulous. Makes me want to go and