An ancient city brimming with history, laced with winding streets and pavement cafes. The scream of two-stroke mopeds roaring past echos around the five story buildings. And in the internet cafe, right opposite the toilet door is a slouching youth watching and listening to hard-core pron videos. Nice.

One of the most mis-translated words I have come across with my limited exposure to spanish has to be ´éspecial´, especially on a menu. Far from meaning your burger / rice / tortured baby cow steak will be in any way special, unique or superlative, it actually means that the cook will throw a fried