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My continued habitation in room four in Pension Perez is a miracle of faith. Initially, as the little lady led me to the building, I though her english accent impeccable. Only after trying to engage in basic stimulus response dialogue with her, did I realise that she was in fact repeating key phrases parrot fashion

I started reading sites about water fasting today. The commercial ones aimed at the US market quote the US Sturgeon General as saying that when most US citizens eat food, they might as well be smoking twenty filterless french cigarettes each mealtime. Perhaps boxes of twinkies should have UK style stickers (“Smoking isn’t big or