“So full of shit, diarrhoea for fingers” Such great lines from that redneck cowboy rousting anthem, “Beers, Steers and Queers.” I was in a bar tonight. The “drink as many as you can for free” kind. This is worlds away from the “drink as many as you like for free” kind. The biggest difference is […]

A Russian swimming team is staying in our hotel. Yet still I get pestered by small boys called Jordan about whether or not I’m going to be swimming each day. Why would British people call their sons Jordan? It’s as if a bunch of fathers were drunk at their sons’ naming ceremonies five years ago,

Sources from the Hotel Griegomar restaurant in Torremolinos, Spain, claimed that an elderly French lady actually apologised for her bad manners next to the food dishes at the buffet. “She turned round to a man in the queue after stepping on his toes just twice and said, ‘Sorry’,” claimed a buffet regular who chose not