As an experienced house-sitter (having been sat in a cat-infested house for over a month now), I have the following advice for all wannabe home tenders on how to fill their days. Avoid shopping. Go through the owner’s kitchen cupboards looking for foods you wouldn’t or couldn’t buy. I had tuna and chicken gravy on […]
Imagine being told that you had an allergy to beer. Imagine being told that you shouldn’t eat Weetabix. No Marmite. No bread. No milk. Imagine someone told you all these things at once, and then told you to pay them 45 quid for the privilege. My allergies were revealed to me on Thursday. Sure, I
3pm – I still haven’t bought anything. According to a web site advising me not to buy anything today, “Literally, doing nothing is doing something!”. In the true spirit of procrastination, I have put this on my list of things to do. I’ll have a go at it later. First, I have to be pedantic.
