My fortune cookie yesterday said, “Do something unusual tomorrow.” It wasn’t the voices in my head that told me, or my alarm clock talking to me. Honest. So today I tried. I tried to join a co-operative commune. I tried to buy a shotgun. I walked around in a t-shirt emblazoned with the flag of […]

Austin Good, AT&T Bad Austin is great. If you don’t have access to the internet, simply drive into any suburb with a laptop with a wireless network card. Within the space of three blocks, you will always find someone who has left a linksys wireless access point running for you to use for free. While

Randy is a cliche in a sweatshirt. He is my new best friend, and coincidentally a lead fitness consultant. I go to Gold’s Gym on a free five day pass issued to me by Randy. Randy Ruiz. From his family name and general demeanour, I assume his Mexican father inseminated a Texan cow, and after