The weekend was fan-fucking-tastic. It was full of goodness. One minute I was licking candy, the next I met some girl who seemed to have a thing about Santa. I pictured myself as Billy Bob Thornton’s character in ‘Bad Santa’ and working the red and white angle, when my ass was grabbed by another Santa, […]

My motor sickle got four new spark plugs for Christmas. After I found out that I don’t have the right size plug wrench, I took to cleaning and other maintenance duties. Then I checked the rear gear oil, snapping the oil cover in the process. I was very gentle. It sheared. My bike can’t even