As the old saying goes, “Tacos – you can’t take them with you.” Aside from the two pallets of clothes and toys we shipped a month ago, I didn’t start packing for our transatlantic relocation until about 10pm the night before. Physically packing I mean. A writer friend of mine reminds me that writing is […]
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My face had never knowingly been that close to a squirrel’s erect penis before, and the prospect of it spreading the contents of the nearby unburied nuts brought me out of the situation quite abruptly. I had fully intended to reverse my car back over the squirrel’s head to put it out of any potential
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Say you’d just bought a new old minivan. You already had a minivan in your family, but you decided to add a second. Why would you do such a thing, and what’s with the hammer? I owned a Toyota Prius for about two years. It was one of the newest cars I’ve ever owned, and
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