eleventy things I don’t like: 6. Being cold. I’m either going to hold a gun to my slumlord’s head or figure out how to fix heat pumps. 2. Being too tired. Not just tired, or very tired, but too tired to enjoy whatever it is I want to be doing. 5. Being ill. It robs […]
1. Violated my own personal meme-ban in a hypocritical act of self-promotion 2. Bought crack in Soho, London 3. Been hospitalised after a knife fight 4. Married the most beautiful woman in the world 5. Posed in my skimpies on Mercury 6. Had lunch with Queen Liz II 7. Kidnapped two people in Morocco 8.
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