A nice lady called Karen lent me a book which has made me titter convulsively: “The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists”. On page 128, a number strangely related to my age, the footnotes informed me: “It is widely believed that redheads bring bad luck to a ship, though this can be averted if you […]

I’m so happy. For many reasons. One of which may be that I come up numero uno if you were to search for ‘naughty party photos gimp‘. I haven’t worn a double breasted suit in fifteen years in case you were worried by the erroneous text and the implied fashion statement.