One of those, “I’m really tired, but isn’t the internet compelling?” moments. I’ve just watched Vanilla Ice in a celebrity boxing match against Todd “Willis” Bridges. Ice can’t box for toffee, but he’s got guts and took a beating at the hands of the more experienced Bridges. Next up, Tonya Harding vs. Paula Jones. Yay. […]

The bears are armed, Who wants to go shoot some cardboard at Red’s Indoor Rifle Range on July 18th? It’s ladies’ night, so there’s cheap deals for wimminz with bazookas.

“The sun has got his hat on, Hip hip hip hooray! The sun has got his hat on And he’s coming out to play” Right, you freakish sun monster, preparing to crawl across the sky bringing doom and sweatiness to the land, I’m awake. And I’m going to start sawing the Slackyderm in half right